My forbesona is Carl, he's looking for a lateral move from marketing into PR and is very concerned about making sure his linkedin profile pic doesn't show that he's balding.
@typhlosion he has the forbesona equivalent of heterochromia which is that sometimes he wears a colorful tie on non-casual days. his magical power is that the keurig machine in the break room always has the kind of coffee pod he likes.
@brunodias seems kind of mary-sue-ish tbh
@brunodias does he have heterochromia and magic powers