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the evil men do lives after them; the good is stored in the balls

the commissariat has allocated you three (3) posts for the day. please give careful thought to how you will use them. we are not made of posts

it's fun that Pelosi is learning that unlike her own country, China is able to target ruling class people like her financially, and will do it if pushed.

on the one hand millions are dead and continuing to die of an unrestrained global pandemic, but on the other hand I can now be doing something else around the apartment during an interminable employee orientation meeting

lewd, bad 

@bryceyoungquist @yo *nods* and the pentagon is the taint

I will not look at the dnd movie trailer, on the grounds that it is a sequel to the detestable dungeons and dragons (2000) *an aide whispers in my ear* I will not look at the dnd movie trailer on the grounds that it is not the long-awaited sequel to dungeons and dragons (2000).

mastodon but the post button says "foot" instead

pathfinder: wrath of the righteous, twink law 

ah good, this city jails twinks on sight. better than they deserve imo

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not technically a spoiler because I don't know yet but it's obvious as hell 

one of your first party members being a noble scion who is poorly hiding the fact she's an absolute sociopath is also a cute touch

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also there appears to be a minor vein of 'straight sex=vector by which dark powers corrupt people, gay sex=cool and good' running through the first act, which is nice to see after a lot of media that does it the other way around

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pathfinder wrath of the righteous shows off all the problems with pathfinder as a multi-player game. I've never wanted to run a system less after seeing the insane bloat of useless options

as a single player game though, hell yes, gimme that shit, 'leveling up is a mini game you can lose' is designed to activate the spreadsheet centers of my brain

Back end of the townhouse across the way has lights strobing from purple to red to green to blue and back again. Godspeed, whatever middle aged people are throwing a party.

wolves: biting me
large women: arrowing me
ghosts: stabbing me

every time I go home it's like this

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'you know who we are'


'you know what we do'

'you suck off jedi'

'i would say the jedi suck themselves off'





How many liberals does it take to screw in a light bulb? It would be tyranny to turn the light back on actually

Youssa like da Max Reebo Band? Theysa early work was a little tooey new wave for messa tastes, but when All that Jizz came out in 5 BBY, messa thinkin day really came into theyson own, commercially and artistically. Dat whole album has a clear, crisp sound, and a new sheen of consummate professionalism dat really gives da songs a bombad boost. Hessa been compared to Elvis Costello, but Messa think Max has a muy bombad bitter, cynical sense of humor. Okie-day?

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