thinking of stuff i might put up my dickhole next
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@garfiald Oh boy I have some stories on this.
Wooden rolling pin (only a small one but.. Splinters.)
@sophia @garfiald it is oddly reassuring to learn that Ill-Advised Masturbation Aids are not exclusive to men
@bryceyoungquist @garfiald ooh no, this was a guy and his dickhole. I had to take him to the doctors for it.
@sophia @bryceyoungquist @garfiald HhwhhsfsgsggshhaaUuhhHHHHHHMMMM????????????
@nuttgodd @bryceyoungquist @garfiald over time with practice you can stretch it
Welcome to the horror side of kink, friend
@sophia @nuttgodd @garfiald *extremely our world is vast and full of wonders, but not as vast as that man's urethra voice* Bryce Youngquist.
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