@PublicChaffinch finally, my strategy pays off
@bryceyoungquist @PublicChaffinch what if *I* say his name a lot
@Robby @bryceyoungquist meh, let's give it a go
@PublicChaffinch @Robby the important thing is someone says Bryce Youngquist mid-coitus. who precisely it is is honestly not important.
@bryceyoungquist @Robby I'm assuming this is the tried and tested Youngquist strategy for generations
@PublicChaffinch @Robby passed from father to son through an utterly byzantine network of financial obligations,
lawsuits, and anecdotes about yacht maintenance
@bryceyoungquist @Robby are the yacht maintenance anecdotes part of the foreplay? Kinky
@PublicChaffinch @Robby there have maybe been some mistranslations over the years that have resulted in severe dermal abrasions
@PublicChaffinch @Robby i go now to #respect #women as none have ever respected women before...