Who am I supposed to have a crush on?

who am I down to fuck? Is there a list?

I might bang Bryce if he says his name a lot

@PublicChaffinch finally, my strategy pays off

@bryceyoungquist @PublicChaffinch what if *I* say his name a lot

@Robby @bryceyoungquist meh, let's give it a go

@PublicChaffinch @Robby the important thing is someone says Bryce Youngquist mid-coitus. who precisely it is is honestly not important.

@bryceyoungquist @Robby I'm assuming this is the tried and tested Youngquist strategy for generations

@PublicChaffinch @Robby passed from father to son through an utterly byzantine network of financial obligations,
lawsuits, and anecdotes about yacht maintenance

@bryceyoungquist @Robby are the yacht maintenance anecdotes part of the foreplay? Kinky

@PublicChaffinch @Robby there have maybe been some mistranslations over the years that have resulted in severe dermal abrasions