@comradetaylorswift somewhere, Pete Buttigeig is tearing apart an innocent duvet cover with a combat knife

@bryceyoungquist its funny because pete is exactly the kind of guy who cares who the nyt endorses

@bryceyoungquist i mean like even if he wasn’t running, he’d be the guy who thinks its important

@bryceyoungquist mayor pete found squatting in his neighbor’s bushes in full army gear, covered in blood of unknown origin, humming ride of the valkyries,

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@comradetaylorswift filing a tps report in full battle rattle, just fucking unloading on an unsuspecting water cooler

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