my sister messaged me saying “the food’s all gone but all the spices are still in the aisles…we know who’s panicking” and i have been launched into orbit

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@mint All the white people die from a sodium deficiency while self-isolating from a virus.

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@ishiku @mint i take grave offense to the suggestion any white person, anywhere, does not oversalt the shit out of their food

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@bryceyoungquist @ishiku @mint thats what u do when u dont use any spices

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@chillallmen @ishiku @mint i dont get it, salts a spice

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food, the most cursed food statement imaginable 

@bryceyoungquist @ishiku @mint salt is a food in and of itself

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