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just finished watching the new space jam with friends. we live in a hell of our own making

the thing that hit me, in between the waves of 'that's not even a joke,' was when foghorn leghorn spoke

foghorn leghorn was created as a topical gag at the expense of some guy who talked like that back in like 1920. the last person with experience in the thing foghorn leghorn was a joke about died twenty years ago, having last chuckled at foghorn leghorn sometime in the late eighties. and yet here he is, because someone at Warner Brothers thinks there might still be some blood in that stone.

this movie is two hours long and an easy hour of it could be cut at no loss to anything

the looney tunes actively make it worse at being what it poorly shambles towards trying to be

if they'd had the balls to just ready player one it up it wouldn't have been a good movie, but at least the pandering might have hit home for SOMEBODY.

@healyn only one of us paid for the streaming service. as such the sin is localized entirely on his form, and we are mostly blameless

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