james @buffalocialism@mastodon.social

following back Anyone who follows me, turning my home pAge into an unchecked tide of Filth, Absolutrly destroying any hint of a Ratio

Dont download my wife!!!

enterprise is the best Trek because its canon that the Soviet Union needed to form to stop the nazis

if star trek is anything to go by a significant number of people alive today exist only to close the loops of temporal paradoxes after which they blink out of existence

i got socks with the American flag printed on them because i enjoy stepping on it

ME: Hah, well, you might as well call yourself Julian Casablancas, lead singer of 2000s garage rock band The Strokes, because much like the name of their debut album, I bet you're asking yourself, "Is This It?"

MY PARTNER: This is the third time this week you've ejaculated prematurely.

@bryceyoungquist Bryce Youngquist.

my FOR SALE: REGULAR HORSE sign is prompting people to ask a lot of questions already answered by the sign

realizing that in a posting vacuum i just do song parodies and rant about star trek. that's okay. i can live with that

@buffalocialism

is he a pig, or is he a chick?
when hes eating oats does he get fed
or do the oats eat him instead
nobody knows
regular horse

regular horse
regular horse
doin the things reg'lar horses can
what's he like? hes very normal
regular horse

leaving drama behind by blocking its principal instigators