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following back Anyone who follows me, turning my home pAge into an unchecked tide of Filth, Absolutrly destroying any hint of a Ratio

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enterprise is the best Trek because its canon that the Soviet Union needed to form to stop the nazis

if star trek is anything to go by a significant number of people alive today exist only to close the loops of temporal paradoxes after which they blink out of existence

i got socks with the American flag printed on them because i enjoy stepping on it

ME: Hah, well, you might as well call yourself Julian Casablancas, lead singer of 2000s garage rock band The Strokes, because much like the name of their debut album, I bet you're asking yourself, "Is This It?"

MY PARTNER: This is the third time this week you've ejaculated prematurely.

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@buhbuhbird @cjwyoming in spite of the helldude's efforts, mic dicta is one of the best podcasts going

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my FOR SALE: REGULAR HORSE sign is prompting people to ask a lot of questions already answered by the sign

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Me: I like this regular horse meme because regular horse is a funny concept.

Husband: What do you do with regular horse?

Me: Oh, just normal things.

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realizing that in a posting vacuum i just do song parodies and rant about star trek. that's okay. i can live with that

@buffalocialism

is he a pig, or is he a chick?
when hes eating oats does he get fed
or do the oats eat him instead
nobody knows
regular horse

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regular horse
regular horse
doin the things reg'lar horses can
what's he like? hes very normal
regular horse

leaving drama behind by blocking its principal instigators

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Immastodon Joe: Once again, we send off my Toot Rig to bring back long posts from knzk, and shitposts from bofa.lol. Once again, I salute my Imperator Toot Toad, and I salute my half-life Reply Guys, who will post with me eternal on the instances of Valhalla! I AM YOUR RETOOTER! It is by my hand you will rise from the ashes of the federated timeline!

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