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I haven't written an . Chances are I probably never will. Don't follow me. I will not confirm your beliefs.

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Gods serve no purpose. Like I asked for a macaroon. Did it instantly appear? I want a macaroon-manifesting God. All or nothing.

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The internet is like international waters. There’s no laws here. So why don’t you go ahead and confess to some crimes in this thread and let me screenshot it? It’ll be poggers.

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covid vax 

just scheduled my first dose, and i clicked the checkbox that said "inject the bill gates chip directly into my head"?

I mean look at @Gargron sharing all the cats on the interwebs, what does that mean? It has to mean something. Doesn't it?

Or is it all just meaningless. Just cats.

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I think cats are code for something and I just don't get it.

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Marriage is not sacred its just an institution started by kings (males) to stamp babies (for a female always knows who is her child but that's not the case when it comes to males) with their names to bequeath their wealth and name.

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A small prayer for all the women who do not have the same clout as Ramani.

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This morning, I looked out the back door, and spied a mother and older joey pair of Red-necked Wallabies in the backyard (yes, we need to mow).

The mother is the one standing up as far as I can tell, with the Joey near the ferns.

#Wallaby #RedNeckedWallaby #AustralianWildlife #photo #nature #marsupial #macropod

I marvel when authors interact with readers and still continue to want to write books for them. Never join a book club.

My predictions for West Bengal. BJP will win. Don't shoot the messenger.

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How can we use each other's differences in our common battles for a livable future? - Audre Lorde

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I'm enjoying a hot bubble bath. Here's your chance, AMA.

Why does coffee give me mouth ulcers? Otherwise, I could join the I love Coffee brigade.

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