vindaloo @bumbleebee@mastodon.social
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Thy sin is gluttony, human race.
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I haven't written an #introduction. Chances are I probably never will. Don't follow me. I will not confirm your beliefs.
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Goa is little Delhi.
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Gods serve no purpose. Like I asked for a macaroon. Did it instantly appear? I want a macaroon-manifesting God. All or nothing.
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Haven't focussed since 2000 yo.
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@bumbleebee Haha, Is this hosted by Captain Obvious with a keynote by Noshit Sherlock?
Is the press free in India?
No
Don't need an entire webinar for this.
Why Modi talk no more? Or did he and I missed it?
Travel bloggers are teaching now.
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Tigran Hamasyan - Levitation 21
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any time a video like this comes out, there will be a bunch of people who just search for a contrarian way to say it sucks. and they're wrong
The fucking poets are out again.
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cunts emailing me left and right!!! as if im not trying to cultivate a vibe over here!!!
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Having fun is not a waste of time.
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my extreme cynicism about white people
all these brands are going to change their racist packaging but who wants a bet they'll get a white person to do the redesign and it will somehow end up just as racist or tone deaf as before for some inextricable reason
don't ask me how, you just KNOW at least one brand will be like this. they're gonna be like "we've replaced aunt jemima... with this cartoon baby monkey! ha ha, isn't he cute? He's bananas for pancakes!"
Army peeps are watching civilians spat over why soldiers did not 'not follow orders' and bring guns to a knife fight. You do not join the army if you can't follow orders. I mean their training is all about following orders.
Social experiment for the day. Asked the birthday person a birthday question on WhatsApp group instead of a wish...did not see it. People do not read.
I know people don't like stories about married people who meet someone else while they are married, but I think they are the best love stories.
Joined Nov 2019
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