Show more

Sally is just in my bed looking cute sleeping but not cuddling me??? A crime.

LRT: I posted good selfies last night, like those instead pls

Thanks @AVeryTrashBoi@twitter.com for this really cute stuffy buny that I will always love

Cruelty free means literarily nothing to me. In fact, it just makes me feel like they killed animals,,, but "politely"

Internet: shaving your armpits is unnatural and so is shaving anything else
Me: hey it makes me feel good leave me alone

Cleo: has 1 pillow that is really too firm and a really cheap body pillow
Me: 2 body pillows, 2 satin pillows, one bunny plushy, A FUCKING HEADBOARD

Needless to say we always sleep at her house

Show more
Mastodon

Server run by the main developers of the project 🐘 It is not focused on any particular niche interest - everyone is welcome as long as you follow our code of conduct!