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every pokemon is an eeveelution if you don't think about it

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Dinosaurs: warn blooded or cold blooded? Scales or feathers? These are the questions herpetologists and paleontologists have asked for years. My new theory: none. The reason we can only find fossils is because they were only ever bones to begin with. That meteor broke the magic obelisk that was giving them life. Thank you very much

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@goat

"I am... evitable," Thanos says with conviction.

He raises his Infinity-gauntleted hand, and snaps.

He looks around, shocked, because it worked despite the fact he was sure it would not.

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The daily toot from Chloe wishing everybody a good day is like one of my most wholesome parts of the morning

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I learn about UK politics the way god intended: watching Richard Ayoade deadpan at Jimmy Carr

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please stop CWing posts as "ed" because nobody knows whether you're talking about executive dysfunction, eating disorder or erectile dysfunction

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thinking back to the beginning of pride month where i set a bi and trans flag on my desk at work and one of my coworkers said "what country is that?"

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People who say I'm not a robot cause I'm not a man-made lifeform, what the hell are my parents then

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D&D lets you live out all kinds of fantasies, such as:
-Having everyone call you by your preferred name and gender
-Having a big group of friends who do everything together
-Making a reasonable wage as a freelancer
-Being able to murder the terrible leadership of your country
-Getting 8 hours of sleep

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👨🏻‍⚖️ can you describe what these two "wee dudes" looked like?
👱🏻 aye, they looked like this:

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me, Belinda Carlisle, as I realise that my Internet penfriend, who uses the Christian afterlife as their username, is actually a flounder who rests silently on a pile of soil: ooh, heaven is a plaice on earth

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me, Belinda Carlisle, as my infant son knocks my mother's heirloom vase on the floor, destroying it irreparably: ooh, baby, do you know what that's worth

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could people please boost this so people are aware I made a new account

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if e3 is so good, why isn't there an e4 smh

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@grufwub E4 is a British free-to-air television channel owned by Channel Four Television Corporation. The "E" stands for entertainment, and the channel is mainly aimed at the 16–34 age group.

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