(via things I have faved, #5 – Chris Heathcote may be writing again. )
@burritojustice ok seems that iOS panoramas are too big to toot which is not totally unreasonable
A death machine with a different engine is still a death machine.
RT @firstname.lastname@example.org Porsche to eliminate all diesel models as it shifts to EVs https://www.bloomberg.com/news/articles/2018-09-23/porsche-to-cull-diesel-cars-in-shift-toward-electric-vehicles
Doctor: I'm terribly sorry but the tests are back. Your child is artistic.
Doctor: Now don't worry, it's not the end of the world. Your child will never have the mind of an executive, but with modern innovations like Etsy, Patreon and Kickstarter, they may be able to pay rent well into their mid-20s.
Parent: Did... did crayons do this
Doctor: Who can say? We're exposed to so many forms of art every day: music, poetry, language, geometry..
Parent: We're getting crayons BANNED
burrito law, geojson, dad jokes
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