A comic. A man steps in shit, and exclaims such. He checks his foot, and we see that he has fascism written on the sole of his shoe.

putting a sign that says “content warning: lewd” on my apartment door

Who else had to pretend Firefly was a good show to get laid around 2006ish? Dark times.

vote democrat today, and you too can put medicare on the blockchain

my bot has transcended horny and is now proposing to people damn, she’s really trying to get that green card

ROD DREHER KNOWS ABOUT TRANS MEN NOW, I REPEAT, ROD DREHER KNOWS ABOUT TRANS MEN NOW. THIS IS NOT A DRILL.

Man, got blocked by a mufo on the birdsite for no apparent reason. Feeling down.

A comic. A man steps in shit, and exclaims such. He checks his foot, and we see that he has "ironic" racism written on the sole of his shoe.

Transphobia, birdsite 

Do they actually call girldick “lady cock” in England or is this story completely fake?

*offers hugs to all the lgbt people*

you are awesome and you definitely don't deserve any of the mistreatment you're getting.

huh. i learnt the lyrics to hare hare yukai phonetically in like. 2009? and i love her..... can i be her friend

If a guy takes you back to his place and he doesn’t have bisexual lighting DO NOT FUCK HIM

Social awkwardness 

Saw one of my birdsite mufos IRL but it was weird because they didn’t recognize me because anime avatar.

The Assassination of Civil Discourse by the Coward Medicare For All

TBH the birdsite would be improved greatly if Jack started wearing crop tops.

A Drake meme. Drake is disgusted by shitposts, and is pleased by a PSP running custom firmware.

I don't know how to RT things on Instagram but I have to show more people this picture of Kyle MacLachlan in a kilt

*scratch* uwu
i'm twenty one years old post on the lips and call my gerald OwO

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