lmao this dude got his garage robbed and in addition to some expensive tools and shit, the thieves stole some pizza pops, heated them in his garage microwave, and left a thank you note.
im a trending person for national pickle day on the bird website, which is by far one of the dumbest sentences i have ever typed.
blessed that work made our emergency warden hats orange instead of red aroooo
hockey season at work is torment i shouldn't have to work october to april
yelling to everyone about tamarind paste and ajwain seeds this a.m.
business casual fungal pneumonia
damn i forgot about this damn website again
not fixing this typo never fixing typos
i'm only at work to secure the bag today and so far it contains one wagon wheel, a coffee crisp, and aero, and 2 caramel chocolate eyeballs
only two other people dressed up on a team of FIFTY c'mon guys
im dressed as a raccoon with recurrent pneumonia who is exasperated by everything and everyone at this moment
my mood is suddenly very 'richard horne while driving after someone called him kid'
reply all at all times always
the spookiest thing i've done this halloween season is be a work martyr and come to the office sick but ONLY so i can take my scheduled day off tomorrorw
9 am vindaloo roll call
anyway we're gonna try and go
me: haha we should go to vancouver and see ELO in junebf: WHATTHEFUCK*and then radio silence for an hour*
i like to call mastodon mastodian like custodian because i am dumb
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