j @byroon@mastodon.social
UK
Joined Aug 2018
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Football
Engerland
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she 10 on my 20 until i goto 10
Heatwave posting
28 degrees indoors which is too hot for sleeping but it's 32 outside so if I open the window It'll just get hotter (:
Woah this is cool
"European bison are the continent’s largest land animal"
Ironically I am going to be driven inside today not by the heat (I'm sitting still in the shade I'm not trying to own anybody) but by the knobhead nextdoor having a back-garden concert
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He's a 10, but it's binary.
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'Rugby is walking eyes closed into a catastrophe' says Jones, who has been diagnosed with early-onset dementia aged 41 https://nation.cymru/sport/my-world-is-falling-apart-former-wales-captain-ryan-jones-diagnosed-with-dementia/
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swerving through liverpools traffic on one of those paramedic motorbikes for transporting human organs for transplant and opening the fridge to reveal ive brought everyone callipos
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NASA: you will never believe what we have photographed
me: stars
NASA: ..
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explosion! at the goop store
Having a saveloy with my dinner tonight, never had a saveloy before; living my dreams
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My opinions on the mastodon logo changing from blue to purple: a thread [1/69]
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a wave of murmurs rolls through the screening of rear window as 30 different men who all look like me lean over to point out hitchcock's cameo to their dates
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work life balance (laying on the couch playing with your phone for ten minutes in between chores)
Preparing overnight-oats a month in advance and gaining superpowers when I eat it
Support the strikes, fuck the CEOs
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The solstice with the mostice 🌞
It's 11 degrees outside why is it still 22 degrees in my room :(
UK
Joined Aug 2018
