Post-Modern Neo-Marxist™ @bytor@mastodon.social

👏 david 👏 lynch 👏 rocks

it was such a good idea to make a website completely out of bisexual communists. I love Mastodon

band is pretty gay but choir is gayer

(this is meant in a good way)

absolute unit

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What I'm digging now:

"Can we help you, Movie Lady? Do you need a push, or something?"
--Crow T. Robot

#MST3K #ScreamingSkull

is eugen a gamer

ok we're all happy Mccain died but does anybody kow how I can slide into a girls DMs>?

I have more followers here than the awful birdsite so I’d better not mess it up- *slips comically and drops a huge tray full of hot soup in the middle of the fancy restaurant* Aw jeeeez I did it agaaaaiiiinnnnn! *turns to camera, mugs a grin, credits roll over laugh track*

@bytor I like to know what's going on

folks i'm gonna be real honest with you...

i NEED this Mastodon thing to take off because i just ordered 80,000 of these bumper stickers from the printer, and i can't afford to be caught holdin' my junk if this whole thing fizzles.

please consider my personal commercial interests when choosing a social media platform, thk u!

wrong wrong wrong

my dad has not had a single emotion since the Gulf War