Moving to

In the training montage before I created my account, each day I would climb a mountain carrying two pails of goats milk, and my honoured teacher would ambush me with terrible hot takes.

The day I did not flinch or reach for my phone to reply or spill a single drop of the precious liquid she said:


You are ready

What's the most generous way to think out loud to friends?

oh haha, this "himbo cooking" show on youtube will be a fun thing to post for mastodon. folks there love himbos

*watches the first minute*

damn, she is topping the shit out of him

Its super weird to come back to mastodon, tbh. Where are all the small general-purpose instances? I had to create an account on!

dot social!

Of all things!

Lemme see if I still remember how this works


i'm gay


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