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i say "M Y B R A A A N D" and "in this economy?" probs too much to be funny to anyone else but i make myself laff so its worth it

I'm also finally paying my tech debt and simplifying my old project, which is 100% needed and 0% sexy

Playing with CSS Grid for the first time, on recommendation from a friend. It's... nice. CSS is nice. What happened to the world

@calvin Hey, thanks for linking my blog post (this wee one: mycode.doesnot.run/2018/04/11/) on lobste.rs last week! Any chance you could send me an invite to the site? It seems a bit nicer than hacker news.

Really really cool post on improving #python #performance: mycode.doesnot.run/2018/04/11/

For example, did you know that scripts run noticeably faster if you call

if __name__ == '__main__':
main()

instead of running the code directly? Scopes & magic.

Good morning.

This is an actual sign posted by the lifts in my office building.

ALARM SOUNDS LIKE:
WHOOP

ALARM LOOKS LIKE:
FLASHING LIGHT

Completely bizarre article. Still can't wait for the TV series to be made out of the whole Levandowski affair wired.com/story/anthony-levand

Twitter just showed me some almost porn that a friend 'liked' but had not retweeted. I am pretty sure they did not want that to appear in my stream next to their name!!!

you, a coward: data should be stored in data structures
me, controversial yet brave: data is stored in the balls

RT @DasSurma@twitter.com: My password generator just spat out a password that starts with <H1> and ends with </H1> and now I’m seriously questioning the RNG...

"This Whole Thing Smacks Of Blockchain," i holler as i overturn my AI-controlled drone and turn the Consumer Electronics Show into the Consumer Electronics of Shit

I keep forgetting to update the bird site too, but that's nbd

keep forgetting about updating mastodon; oops

it's almost time to open the whisky, ich bin excited

This is the ideal blob. You may not like it, but this is what peek performance looks like.
:blobpeek: