noah ó donnaile @cac@mastodon.social

i say "M Y B R A A A N D" and "in this economy?" probs too much to be funny to anyone else but i make myself laff so its worth it

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Really really cool post on improving #python #performance: http://mycode.doesnot.run/2018/04/11/pivot/

For example, did you know that scripts run noticeably faster if you call

if __name__ == '__main__':
main()

instead of running the code directly? Scopes & magic.

Super cold morning = Big Fluff https://mastodon.social/media/IjOW4cjVIVIfFWYQf7Q https://mastodon.social/media/IZFd0_NELYZIHiquJBw

Good morning.

This is an actual sign posted by the lifts in my office building.

ALARM SOUNDS LIKE:
WHOOP

ALARM LOOKS LIKE:
FLASHING LIGHT

Brother Fax Me Some Oats

Twitter just showed me some almost porn that a friend 'liked' but had not retweeted. I am pretty sure they did not want that to appear in my stream next to their name!!!

https://mastodon.social/media/kSZWDu3TVKc2ATcb31w

you, a coward: data should be stored in data structures
me, controversial yet brave: data is stored in the balls

RT @DasSurma@twitter.com: My password generator just spat out a password that starts with <H1> and ends with </H1> and now I’m seriously questioning the RNG...

"This Whole Thing Smacks Of Blockchain," i holler as i overturn my AI-controlled drone and turn the Consumer Electronics Show into the Consumer Electronics of Shit