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RT My password generator just spat out a password that starts with <H1> and ends with </H1> and now I’m seriously questioning the RNG...

"This Whole Thing Smacks Of Blockchain," i holler as i overturn my AI-controlled drone and turn the Consumer Electronics Show into the Consumer Electronics of Shit

I keep forgetting to update the bird site too, but that's nbd

keep forgetting about updating mastodon; oops

it's almost time to open the whisky, ich bin excited

This is the ideal blob. You may not like it, but this is what peek performance looks like.

this is how i roll, with pretend hacker text

is anyone on untappd?

i know people do exist that are on it, but I only know like 3 irl

LIFEHACK: make a bit of extra cash by putting negative signs on the prices of things you buy, restaurant bills, etc

put a extra line on the left of every barcode to turn the price to a negative !!! (twos complement) lifehack !! !!!!

Spent the night last night jobhunting. Bleh. At least my CV is up to date now.

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