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I would like to announce that the Save Papa John's website is one of the funniest things online right now

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Kramer: [bursts into the room] Jerry! I—

Jerry: [shoots Kramer dead]

SCENE: The camera pans out, displaying Jerry, entrenched in a fort constructed of his home's furnishings, wielding a hunting rifle. Mounds of instances of Kramer, each subtly different and each dead, litter the room.

Kramer: [bursts into the room] Jerry! I—

Jerry: [shoots Kramer dead]

Get yourself a girl who can listen to the entirety of Glass Box: A Nonesuch Retrospective with you, and you've got a partner for life.

I had a dream that d0ggeaux was both a literal talking small dog and that they made me Vietnamese food. Strange dream but they were a good cook.

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Kids are calling it "Mastodon" - first you find a social space free of nazis and before you know it you've set up five instances and you're uncontrollably tooting all over the place.

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Hey do you notice how there isn't a single ad or piece of sponsored content anywhere on this website? Isn't it great? It's great.

Here's the bad news: this website is NOT free. Since we're not paying a corporation with our private information or advertisers with our eyeballs, we need to pay directly the people who are running the servers and banning nazis.

Do what you can, folks.
patreon.com/mastodon/overview

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The notification noise on Mastodon is actually really nice. Satisfying to here. Good job Mr Eugen.

We have five hundred characters. That's way too many. I have to thread even less now. Speaking of: is there a threading tool on this website yet?

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