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hello good morning please sign the petition to bring back that one dead thing from your childhood that you still like for some reason

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on a quest to try every different eyeliner type to find the one i can most easily make symmetrical

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turns out the gender rules are fake and you can do anything at all that makes you feel happy

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who do you trust to fold your clothes?

⚪️ edward scissorhands
⚪️ a goldfish
⚪️ used chewing gum
⚪️ fire

(screenshot from cnbc poll)

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What if Pokemon Trainer's body had Pokemon Trainer's head? 

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Bob Ross's 'happy accidents' mantra is proof that he never had to do eyeliner

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who posted this photograph of me on the online without my permission

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RT @cailin_addison@twitter.com: i'm cute and getting cuter and i'm taking less and less shit each day, you cannot stop me

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my mom had described satan as the most beautiful of god's angels though and i don't ever remember being afraid of satan. i had a very distinct image of him in mind, and he was pretty damn hot, not gonna lie

the thing i was most terrified of as a child was god. i would lie awake all night talking to my brother about how terrifying it was that one entity had all that power to make anything happen and that bad things still occurred. i imagined god as some great and terrible monster at the heart of all misery. i lost sleep over it even as my mom read us stories from the bible and anointed us with oil when we were sick or had nightmares.

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sufjan stevens makes a nest in a wooded area using banjo strings and soft moss. the song birds gather and he teaches them how to sing in such a way to make a grown man cry. stray possums and squirrels bring him nuts and berries upon which to munch. before he sleeps the owls cover him in a blanket of leaves they made just for him. he dreams of warm cloudy days and low thunder rolling in the distance. when he wakes he kisses all of his friends, and in his footsteps grow dandelions, saying goodbye

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