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nsfw shitpost Show more
thinking about a politician leaking a phone recording that has a huge dick deepfaked onto his normal size in order to impress voters
fucked up that meghan mccain failed to mention her father is currently being tortured forever, in hell
frantically googling "how do i google something"
hey! it's my new main account, please give me your boosts!
feeding the ducks at the park steak so that they get a taste for blood
Its Father's Day can I get some boosts?
Sex was invented in 1782 by John Sex, who mistakenly fell upon his wife while bathing and was subsequently excommunicated by the Catholic Church
TFW you left early and can drive slow and judge everyone rushing around...
Paul Blart mauls cops.
Body judgement; theory Show more
You know how you look at someone and they look just exactly like a bag of dicks? Has that aesthetic changed over time, or do the same physical features look bag-of-dick-ey all through time?
Another wife, another life
weird that facebook gives everyone a trans pride flag background but kicks trans people off the site for not using their legal name
Why no laugh track on the fediverse, hard to tell when something is a joke
Our manager Todd hit his head really hard on the sneeze guard and started bleeding all over the place so we stuffed a bunch of iceberg lettuce into his wound and he's okay now
Our lawyers are telling us that we can't just go around saying that our Turkey Ranch & Swiss sub cures syphilis so please forget we ever said it
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The doors on this car are abstracted
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