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nsfw shitpost 

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fucked up that meghan mccain failed to mention her father is currently being tortured forever, in hell

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frantically googling "how do i google something"

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hey! it's my new main account, please give me your boosts!

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feeding the ducks at the park steak so that they get a taste for blood

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Its Father's Day can I get some boosts?

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Sex was invented in 1782 by John Sex, who mistakenly fell upon his wife while bathing and was subsequently excommunicated by the Catholic Church

TFW you left early and can drive slow and judge everyone rushing around...

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Body judgement; theory 

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weird that facebook gives everyone a trans pride flag background but kicks trans people off the site for not using their legal name

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Why no laugh track on the fediverse, hard to tell when something is a joke

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Our manager Todd hit his head really hard on the sneeze guard and started bleeding all over the place so we stuffed a bunch of iceberg lettuce into his wound and he's okay now

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Our lawyers are telling us that we can't just go around saying that our Turkey Ranch & Swiss sub cures syphilis so please forget we ever said it

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