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mastodon is crumbling and many blame the flaky buttery crust

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sometimes i look up at the moon and think, know who else is looking at that very same moon? MILFs in my area. and it puts me at ease

Wow, it’s going to be an all-Premier League UEFA Champions League!

Liverpool v Tottenham

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“When I founded mastodon, my goal was to empower end users to digitize their workflows and use the true power of the cloud for enterprise-level solutions”

—Eugen P. Mastodon, Creator of Mastodon

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it's hard to think about the Bush years without remembering the scathing political lyrics of System of a Down, who famously wrote, "banana banana banana terracotta, banana terracotta, terracotta pie."

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shooting big fat white ropes of yarn onto elmos petite little body as the hot little twink begs for more

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YOU get a follow!
and YOU get a follow!
AND YOU get a follow!

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I have no consistent philosophy on favs vs boosts FYI.

It’s all willy nilly

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