*chanting* clocks clocks
tim cook: clocks clocKS CLOCKS
steve jobs ghost: CLOCKS CLOCKS CLOCKS
@camh I've reloaded this toot several times over the past half hour and it's still making me laugh in new ways
@mathowie thank you! although I should note it is based on this amazing classic of a tweet:
https://twitter.com/lebeargirdle/status/898280833299230722?lang=en
so all props goes to that guy!
@camh oh yeah, for sure, I recognized the parody of it.
I would have also enjoyed if you did a "buddy, I work here at the clock museum and even they don't let me fuck the clocks"
@mathowie oohhh that's also solid … although *wishpers* i think they let jony fuck the clocks
@camh “each of me thrusts into the clock's alooomeenium face has been precisely calibrated”
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