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bottoms go to college to get more knowledge
tops go to Jupiter to get more stupider

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Hm...might fuck around and spread some positivity...
Have a good day guys...💞💗💖✨

please can we remake shark boy and lava girl i wanna see how beautiful it could be with how cg has evolved

i lost playing minecraft hunger games when i was younger and cried so hard i threw up

how some of y'all got so many words to say.... out here tooting nonstop and i need 3 business days to regenerate any creative content after posting one (1) joke

i lost playing minecraft hunger games when i was younger and cried so hard i threw up

😔 bad news fellas, im all outta bones in my bone fridge

I think it's time we start oppressing the static

Hm...these bots obviously don’t get any coochie

the static feels distinctly horny and cannot decipher why

Home, Local, Federated, DMs. Long ago, the four nations lived together in harmony. Then, everything changed when the Static Bots attacked.

On the twelfth day of Mastodon
my true love sent to me:
Twelve Mars Neji-ing
Eleven Borts Joba-ing
Ten Rats a Scratching
Nine Nicos Fursuiting
Eight Crows a Knifing
Seven Garfields Garfing
Six Sans Undertaling
Five Todd Howards Uh Selling Skyrim Ing
Four Sasuke Kins
Three Pony Guys
Two Satans I Guess
and a Piccolo Making Bad Posts

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message to nt people: why do you hate seeing nd people enjoy their interests so much

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