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Parent tip: set the nursery rhyme Moses Supposes to the tune 

My Favorite Things.

Youโ€™re welcome.

Wife had been listening with the kids to a version of the childrenโ€™s song โ€œWheels on the Busโ€ with a verse that went โ€œSignals on the bus go BLINK BLINK BLINKโ€โ€ฆ 

The whole week she thought the lyric was saying, โ€œSingles on the bus go WINK WINK WINKโ€ ๐Ÿ˜˜ ๐Ÿคฃ

The MSM:โœŒ๏ธโ˜บ๏ธโ˜ฎ๏ธ: โ€œThe protests are mostly peaceful;โ€ 

Also the MSM: ๐Ÿ˜ค โ€œThe rioting is totally Trumpโ€™s fault.โ€

Wakandan Savior Complex ๐Ÿ™…๐Ÿฟโ€โ™‚๏ธ

Everyone has that Vietnamese friend in their phone contacts that causes a misspelled progressive tense verb to autocorrect to its infinitive form plus โ€œNgโ€

A Conservative is a fellow who stands athwart history and yells, โ€œIn retrospect, Lin Manuel Mirandaโ€™s Hamilton was actually pretty good.โ€

Little Mermaid โ€œPart of your Worldโ€ except for apps on my phone

Liberals be like: 

โ€œReclaim Constantinople to make Hagia Sophia a museum again!โ€

It is quite ironic that for all its purported naturalism, Modernity is the first regime to grant legal personhood to demons. ๐˜๐˜ฏ๐˜คorporeal indeed.

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