look at this fool, retaining his mental faculties AND vital organs

I’ve never been this high wtf the edibles hit me like a fucking train

so local tl isnt by f ucking locatiom and now i look luike a FOOL.

women might be the most valid people alive

just shut the fuck up rihgt now if you hate furbies

i need some depressing music rn, please give some artist suggestions

Yes you can eat pizza. The people who say you can't because you'll get fat should be served on a pizza for you to eat

*grabs you by the neck and lifts you off the floor* IM CUTE!!!!

mastodon is already warping my sense of humor like a fresh ball of soft clay. now i cant laugh if it isnt for half a second

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