broke: werewolves protecting their vampire partners
woke: vampires protecting their werewolf partners

look at this fool, retaining his mental faculties AND vital organs

I’ve never been this high wtf the edibles hit me like a fucking train

so local tl isnt by f ucking locatiom and now i look luike a FOOL.

women might be the most valid people alive

just shut the fuck up rihgt now if you hate furbies

i need some depressing music rn, please give some artist suggestions

Yes you can eat pizza. The people who say you can't because you'll get fat should be served on a pizza for you to eat

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