cara @caraellison@mastodon.social

Hey! My lovely geniusfriend and all round renaissancemansdude @matthewseiji made ambient sounds for my 90s style girlhackertopia. Have a listen: http://caraellison.co.uk/

people in long term stable relationships: *withering stare* a relationship isn’t everything you know *returns to partner to talk through their weaknesses elsewhere in life*
me, sitting in the dark with fists up: well I guess it’s just you and me, weaknesses

Edinburgh I love you

This has made me do a think

Can that girl from the bronx run for president too?

I’m trying for some hope here

If you haven’t read The Handmaids Tale yet BOY are you going to feel very stupid in 5 years

Being in mastodon is like being in uplink or something

The grim UI of mastodon really does make it feel like we’re typing in nuclear bunkers to each other

Danny Dyer on Brexit is probably the funniest thing I’ve ever seen because he’s RIGHT and GOOD https://mobile.twitter.com/JimMFelton/status/1012443438552436736/video/1

I just put some protein powder in some yoghurt and I’ve ruined the yoghurt

They all just wanna be
That crysis 3 preview lady
Well u cant it’s over now and we have to be serious about games for ~eternity~

Got a real case of the wibblies

I’m limping home due to leg day

Some absolute legend called Nina the dicknapper just followed me welcome goddess

I recently met a games designer I know to exchange ideas and he said ‘wait how come all of these ideas are the result of, or involving, sexual intercourse’ I’m like 1) are the people in ur game alive 2) they prolly thirsty 3) have u read the Cara canon or what don’t mess with me bro