cara ‘presumed dead’ ellison @caraellison@mastodon.social

Hey! My lovely geniusfriend and all round renaissancemansdude @matthewseiji made ambient sounds for my 90s style girlhackertopia. Have a listen: http://caraellison.co.uk/

This puny rainy garbage island with its puny fast foods

Christ @pattheflip’s avatar makes me so fucking hungry and there’s no fucking in n out in the uk

in spy dramas the CIA building is always so swanky lookin but I bet in reality its like a car showroom full of broken telexes and sweaty dudes eating subway sandwich

weird leftover of British/American politics that English people turn out the bad guy all the time in US tv still. like, who holds a grudge that long. and early americans were brits to begin with! is this like when you look at pictures of what u wore as a kid and go ew gross

in other news I am working too hard maybe I should try to take it easier

its sort of horrible for humans how the more lonely and isolated you are the less people want to hang out with u

Such as
Pics of cute hamsters

Got the flu and depressed someone pls send helps

*walks into gamer cafe*
*no one cares*
DO U KNO WHo I AM
IM THE HUnDReD COPy SEllING aUTHoR Of A BOOk ABOUt GAEm DEVs

@jeff For some reason I feel like you would be really into this mod and if u aren’t I’m quite disappointed https://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=121141099

There is no bad time to listen to Primal Scream’s Screamadelica

I’m djing tonight for @keza’s birthday but she has banned me from playing Drake. So tonight it’s just Ginuwine’s Pony on repeat sorry pal