cara @caraellison@mastodon.social
Screenwriter/designer. ur loser older heterosexual sister. Currently: #dreamsps4, BBC #lastcommanders http://caraellison.co.uk/
Hey! My lovely geniusfriend and all round renaissancemansdude @matthewseiji made ambient sounds for my 90s style girlhackertopia. Have a listen: http://caraellison.co.uk/
I’m so tired of men turning up in the mentions like DId U KNow
Yes. Yes I had thought of that. Did you know I am also anti-capitalist or are you new here
I hope I radiate internet based big dick energy 24/7
me: thats it. thats fucking it. im finally making my own calendar application
you: oh thats cool. finally a modern calendar application. i love the new modern, cool apps
me: uhhh yeah well, umm, im gonna make it Windows 3.1 styled. and its going to be called LIFEMAN.EXE
Let’s let the free market sort it ou..... oh
people in long term stable relationships: *withering stare* a relationship isn’t everything you know *returns to partner to talk through their weaknesses elsewhere in life*
me, sitting in the dark with fists up: well I guess it’s just you and me, weaknesses
Edinburgh I love you
This has made me do a think
Can that girl from the bronx run for president too?
I’m trying for some hope here
Why You Left Social Media: A Guesswork https://catapult.co/stories/why-you-left-social-media-a-guesswork
If you haven’t read The Handmaids Tale yet BOY are you going to feel very stupid in 5 years
Being in mastodon is like being in uplink or something
@caraellison that's why it's decentralised, to survive the fallout
The grim UI of mastodon really does make it feel like we’re typing in nuclear bunkers to each other
panic in the streets
of london in the sheets
Feeling this tonight, “If you are irritated by every rub, how will your mirror be polished?” ~Rumi 💎✨
Danny Dyer on Brexit is probably the funniest thing I’ve ever seen because he’s RIGHT and GOOD https://mobile.twitter.com/JimMFelton/status/1012443438552436736/video/1
I just put some protein powder in some yoghurt and I’ve ruined the yoghurt
They all just wanna be
That crysis 3 preview lady
Well u cant it’s over now and we have to be serious about games for ~eternity~
