cara @caraellison@mastodon.social
Screenwriter/designer. ur loser older heterosexual sister. Currently: #dreamsps4, BBC #lastcommanders http://caraellison.co.uk/
Hey! My lovely geniusfriend and all round renaissancemansdude @matthewseiji made ambient sounds for my 90s style girlhackertopia. Have a listen: http://caraellison.co.uk/
Listening to Alison Moyet’s belter of a voice is like the experience of being Daredevil and hearing a thick ass approach
Listening to Alison Moyet’s belter of a voice is like the experience of being Daredevil and hearing a thick ass approach
Boys only want love if it’s tortuuuure
The Gothic Americana playlist on Tidal absolutely rules https://tidal.com/playlist/04eb0d0f-6c69-4a28-8efc-62f3882efe82
It’s so boring being single I sometimes try to make up romantic ‘clinches’ that my neighbours are secretly having to keep me from being entirely bored
Did the chicken maid in Disney’s Robin Hood invent American Football. Is that what this movie is saying. A female chicken holding a murdered pig in 1100s England invented the college favourite. What is this film SAYING
Just realised Disney’s Robin Hood and Little John have wild big dick energy
Happy Canada day Canucks. I like your cheap dollar and your slightly Scottish accents. I don’t know why you eat the middle of doughnuts but well you gave us Ryan Reynolds and the BDE alone means I don’t ask questions
I’m already writing this Daria reboot with wild abandon maybe i shoulda been fanficcing all this time
“Trent have you ever thought that your attempts to cover Taylor Swift songs with a melancholy acoustic twist are merely a veneer of sexist privilege seeking to portray your own Male
Emotions as more significant?”
“Uh. I dunno Daria. I just thought it sounded pretty. Or. Somethin’”
At least Jane would be telling Trent that his ‘both sides’ argument was a crock of shit while Daria pretended to even care about guitar music in 2018
I do miss Beavis and Butthead but you have to admit today theyd be sieg heiling with Milo
@caraellison I think you've just found a great alternative to penalties.
Penileties.
Pride Month is over
happy Wrath Month
"that face when" the internet has turned the dominant cultural canon into remixing, recycling, and transformational content and governments are bending over backwards in order to give corporations sole access to the means to create that content 
David Starr, the Austin Walker of Wrestling
“And Ronaldo passes to the keeper, and OOOH keeper’s tapped in the peen there. What a belter”
Maybe peen tapping should be a thing commentators take more into account. Which players are wearing a cup, and is it jinxing yourself Bridget Jones style to wear one
Turns out footballers are just not aware of the tapped in the peen ratio a great oversight
Probably spent about 5 hrs talking about how many World Cup players are going to get tapped in the peen by a punt this season
