The new x files series is weirdly nice and v sentimental but frankly would Mulder bone scully before mulders dick is totally incapable

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I’ve just put myself in mind of Mulder pushing rope and now when I watch the x files that’s what I’ll be cursed with. Soft dick mulder. Making scully frown since 1994

@MmeLibertine ok but we can just look at the early x files. It is clear to me that young Mulder had the hardest dick because he had the bluest scully balls

@caraellison that is PROBABLY true but it does not undo the mental image I have now :((((

@MmeLibertine it’s season 10!! It’s that sad look Mulder has on his face, as if aging has made him melancholy. It’s the rope face

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