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*taps mic gingerly* hello,
(no one shuts up)
*batters mic*
LOOK IM FAMOUS ON MASTODON
(crowd goes silent)
one person: what’s that
@caraellison I feel like everyone is famous on Mastodon.
@caraellison love it! Can I use this if the opportunity ever arises? XD
@caraellison I'm not even famous on Mastodon.
@caraellison Cara summons forth the Mastodons. Screams begin as the walls shake and pictures fall down. Seconds later the room crumbles as powerful hairy brutes demolish the walls and stride through the wreckage.