cara ‘presumed dead’ ellison
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stages of getting a blender:

-cool I will make a fruity bev

-how much protein powder can I put in it before it tastes like drinking concrete

-lets see how many vegetables I can put in it before it tastes disgusting

-i'll just jam some alcohol in it wtf

@caraellison I always get the impression that if I start one of those blender diets I'll end up sitting at home alone, crying, trying to force a whole rotisserie chicken into a blender.

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