stages of getting a blender:
-cool I will make a fruity bev
-how much protein powder can I put in it before it tastes like drinking concrete
-lets see how many vegetables I can put in it before it tastes disgusting
-i'll just jam some alcohol in it wtf
@caraellison drinking concrete > drinking chocolate
@caraellison I always get the impression that if I start one of those blender diets I'll end up sitting at home alone, crying, trying to force a whole rotisserie chicken into a blender.
@caraellison Don't read and... drink. LOL
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