WTF how did I just find out that Jason Isaacs is British?! Speaks to his incredible acting skills

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“It’s a double edged sword” yeah no shit dude that’s like 90% of swords

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Also, so if a porn video features "goth boobs" does that mean there are like, bats that explode out of them?

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Each Air Bud movie is about a different sport because every league adds a new 'dogs can't play' rule immediately after the Air Bud season

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if kissing was real wouldn't god have given us mouths?

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I find that I care much less than usual about upgrading but I am very excited to try out all the new camera functionalities!

I forgot to order my new iPhone from Verizon this morning, but I just did it now and it was super easy. A 256GB Space Gray iPhone 11 Pro is headed my way at an estimated date of 9/20!

“I loved you with all I had... I’m sorry it wasn’t enough” 😭😭😭

It's hard that the bad guys in The Dark Crystal are birds because I am super into birds.

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Teenagers just asked me to go into Plaid Pantry and buy them alcohol. Is this a suburban rite of passage I’ve just gone through? Obviously I said no

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the secret to Tom Brady's longevity? daily consumption of Gwyneth Paltrow's REISHI MUSHROOM ELIXIR MIX*

*sponsored post

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Hops growing at a community garden. They have a strong lemonene-linalool smell. Clean,floral, lemony with some spiciness. Smells like good weed, which hops are a relative of.

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