Questioning my life choice to come back to work for a day after a week off and before my weekend. Also, I’m hungover. FANTASTIC.

Some strangers at the bar tonight were into my aesthetic and took this pic.

Seems that airports have finally given up on not allowing cars to wait at pickup spots anymore.

I love that the French word for “boarding” is “embarquement” — it just sounds so much better

Every time I come to this airport I think about the time I was here when a crow was inside the terminal freaking out.

An entire cruise ship full of cranky, old white Americans has invaded the Vancouver airport. Send help

Self, sort of EC, headed to the airport ✈️ 

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YOU SHOULD TRY YOGA AND EAT SOME KALE, MY AUNT HAD ARTHRITIS AND NOW SHE'S CURED

I was just laying in bed going to sleep and I had a vision of an album titled “Music for your bloated ego” with an illustration of a whale that’s exploded on the beach.

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i do NOT have the horses in the back i have lost them. they could be anywhere and they are ARMED

Found this narwhal with a dildo horn at the bookstore today.

Food pic, Beyond Burger 🍔 

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me rushing from one distraction to another so I don't have to be alone with my thoughts or improve myself in any way

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every well-off mormon family has a second fridge in the garage

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