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@fribbledom Doesn't Keybase do that? Or is their desktop client electron?

@fribbledom That's why you do all that work in a sandbox... right?

Me: *puts off working on a ticket until a day before it's due*
also me: *screws around for a week*
me, day before due date: [surprised pikachu]

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@magicbunny a guaranteed minimum social income is cheaper for the state than the super bureaucratic process of applications and denials.

OnePlus: another noble startup that has fallen to the way too frequent release cycle with ever increasing prices.

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house: *appears on real estate site*
me: *submits request to come look at it five minutes after it appears on site*
real estate agent: sorry we sold it already

pls

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"a baker's dozen" is different from a regular dozen because bakers know the secret numbers

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@fribbledom
Because they have to make it seem special and unique that they do vegetarian burgers. Can't do that if they're always on the menu.that being said, McDonald's has put vegetarian options on the permanent menu here.

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I used the neural net GPT-2 to generate some April Fools pranks.

conveniently they're all pranks you play on yourself. or possibly solo performance art.
aiweirdness.com/post/614209593

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ffs, I'm amazed that so many people can't accept that Elon Musk is basically just a grandstanding tech bro who wants his name associated with solving all the problems.

It's ego and marketing, not a strong desire to help.

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good things:
- computers
- the internet

bad things:
- computers
- the internet

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