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Relationship goals: Getting infected with SARS-CoV-2 so we can stay at home together and still hug and stuff because we're infected anyway.

Life goals though: not getting infected at all lmao

Basically if we want to stop this COVID-19 outbreak we should all just

staythefuckhome.com/

I know COVID-19 is terrible and all, but I'm a fan of the quiet streets and almost empty buses.

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me:
you should visit [place]

normal person:
what's there to see

me:
*starts listing all the modes of public transportation available in that place*

normal person:

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Today's mood is people incorrectly wearing inadequate masks because Corona panic

Government advises us to work from home, but working from home is the worst.. I'm just waiting for everyone else to work from home so I can have the office for myself.

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#FediverseMetrics #MastodonPolls
To all #Mastodon / #Fediverse users:

On which continent are you?
Sur quel continent êtes-vous ?
Auf welchem Kontinent sind Sie?
¿En qué continente estás?
Em que continente você está?
あなたはどの大陸にいますか?
في أي قارة أنت؟
На каком вы континенте?
您在哪个洲?
In quale continente ti trovi?
Na jakim jesteś kontynencie?
आप किस महाद्वीप पर हैं?
Je! Uko bara gani?
در کدام قاره هستید؟
어느 대륙에 있습니까?
Sur kiu kontinento vi estas?

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The best thing about Corona?

We’re finally finding out which meetings could have been emails instead... 😂

If you ever wanted to be a mouse, now is the best time! They're getting cured of diseases left and right!

TFW you gotta do a production release 4 months after last working on a project. And on a Friday no less!

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the existence of david letterman suggests the existence of a david numberman

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Let's talk symbols:
The peace sign was designed by the Campaign for Nuclear Disarmament based on the semaphore signals for their initials. Its been hugely successful and has co e to represent something larger than the CND.
The anarchy sign is a very solid symbol. Easy to draw and super recognisable.
The XR hourglass symbol is extremely powerful, with a sense of urgency implied but simple and distinctive. I predict it will spread like the peace symbol.

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yes, wolfram alpha, it's not like i was going to say 208 volts, of course i meant 208,768,267 cheeseburgers

@Tusky is it possible to hide all media by default, instead of just media marked as sensitive? I tried looking through the settings but am having a hard time finding it :o

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Git is planning to switch to SHA-256 soon. This is all great news, but the best thing is the command to convert an existing repo to the new hash. It reads like a shitpost and gets better with each argument:

git convert-repo --to-hash=sha-256 --frobnicate-blobs --climb-subtrees --liability-waiver=none --use-shovels --carbon-offsets

Source: lwn.net/SubscriberLink/811068/

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