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You must be kidding me, he would burn them to the ground and claim the insurance before he let sick people stay there!

corona 

Today in "is it corona or just allergies?": My entire face.

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Staying productive for 8 hours is even more difficult at home than at the office.

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I think all the tweets I see telling me how I can be less anxious/stressed is making me feel more anxious/stressed

Spotify's discover weekly is hilariously terrible at suggesting music I might like.

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I am glad everyone is sharing tips for working from home BUT remember you don’t have to buy an expensive desk and chair and set up a space that looks like an office in your home. It might help, and you can certainly try if you have the means but it is not the only way.

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when you find out your daily lifestyle is actually called "quarantine"

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if you're an electronic producer and you decide to use a notification sound effect in your music

you 👏 are 👏 not 👏 valid!

corona 

This is why we must practice social distancing. Great simulation of the speed at which a disease spreads:

washingtonpost.com/graphics/20

literally every company: "we will use Microsoft Teams for communication while people are working from home"
Microsoft teams: "hol' up"
everyone: *logs in*
Microsoft teams: *crashes spectacularly*

Nice.

corona 

To all you idiot hoarders out there, consider what you're doing to the most vulnerable of our communities.

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While we're all focused on the Corona crisis the US government is quietly pushing an internet #surveillance bill that is aimed at abolishing message encryption:

We should probably pay attention to this and spread awareness even if we are not American: eff.org/deeplinks/2020/03/earn

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We are witnessing the biggest peer pressure exercise in human history.

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Relationship goals: Getting infected with SARS-CoV-2 so we can stay at home together and still hug and stuff because we're infected anyway.

Life goals though: not getting infected at all lmao

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