Tangy Cat @catofalltrades@mastodon.social
I'm a yellow tang. | Social justice is crucial | for a happy life.
Slack is down and I'm remote. I feel so alone. o_o;;;;
I have two flat doggos on the deck. <3
I just got buzzed by a catbird, who then proceeded to perch on my lilac complaining loudly. o_o;;;;
Dreamt I was a house guest at a certain wombat's, and we gamed together. (Also dreamt I went to work naked and had to run back to get clothes, but that's less fun.)
Critical error: took a sip of soda while listening to Hidden Almanac. Just barely managed not to take a second soda shower today.
Actually, adding all that up makes about 1300 calories for today, which is not terrible. I'd rather be up in the 1500s and getting more exercise, but I'll take it.
Well I didn't puke today (more or less) but I was way off my feed too. First meal at around 1pm, a frozen chicken pot pie, then a 2hr nap, 7 pork dumplings at 4:30pm, and 2 artichokes at like 8pm. This...... this is enough calories, right? o_o;;;;;;
Summer Hound is staring up worshipfully at my plate of french toast and watermelon. >_>;;;; He only loves me for my foods.
Any enbies in the Boston area interested in talking on the radio about genders on IDs, DM me! Boost for exposure!
And I quote:
First, the crime of genocide is characterised by the specific intent to destroy in whole or in part a national, ethnic, racial or religious group by killing its members or by other means: [...] or forcibly transferring children of the group to another group.
I have never wanted to be a wombat so desperately as I do right now, deep in the throes of OH GOD MY PARASITIC MOUSE IS TRYING TO MURDER ME.
Ugh, seeing all these smiling happy father's day photos and get-togethers and I just want to stab things and maybe cry.
otoh i now feel a deep kinship with my pukey cat. >_>;;;;
+ ate breakfast
- puked it back up an hour later
THIS WHOLE PREGNANCY IS FIRED.
body: hey what a glorious sleep i feel amazing
me: ok cool so we can get up, pick up some dirty laundry off the floor, and get breakfast?
body: suuuuuuuuure
me: *does some light chores*
body: JUST KIDDING *vomiting everywhere*
TFW you realize that due to crippling nausea, you were unable to take your anti-nausea meds, which is why you spent the whole day dealing with... crippling nausea. FML.
"I saw you walk, why do you use a wheelchair?"
"You know math, why do you use Excel?"
"If I didn't, it would take all day. Oh. Okay. Sorry."
#MicroFiction #tootfic #smallstories
boost if your gender is the USB logo
You have been taken captive by strange aliens and forced to be part of their intergalactic zoo, not as an exhibit, but as a low level zoo-keeper/park employee.
#writingprompts #writing
