gay @cecilia@mastodon.social

this holiday season maybe take some time to learn about the real Star War *turns chair backwards and sits down* in space year 796, yang wenli-

its all academic to me because my relationship to sex is largely "no, thank you", but "lesbian" is an important part of my identity so i am cursed with Care

its possible that all of this is just a Terminally Online Trans Woman thing

i think this is maybe a function of my particular social circles? idk.

im not an expert in lesbian history or w/e so idk maybe there have been times where socio-sexual roles were more rigidly defined but it doesnt make a lot of sense to me

it is honestly bizarre to me how much ive seen lesbians talk about topping and bottoming as if thats a thing that makes sense

i had some slow dungeon runs and a few execution errors, the monk% speedrun could probably shave off between 20 and 40 minutes depending on how good your dungeon runs are

monk% is a new category i just made up, its how fast can you unlock monk.

the real trick is not leveling high enough, its progressing the story to the point that you can accept your job quest

speedran monk% today on a new alt, because i have a problem

capitalism baybey

foss is so stupid because when elasticsearch said "please dont use our work without paying us" to the biggest company in the world, somehow foss standards are on the side of the biggest company in the world

just saw someone get paradeis'd by tumblr's pet liberal and imagine being that owned

every platform has the moment where the maintainers and community collectively realize that they have not protected adequately against impersonation. for twitter it was italian elon musk. for tumblr it was the john green cock post. for mastodon, who knows?

seriously though look at this man and tell me he isnt divorced. you cant. he is

praetorium