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in conclusion fuck you if youve ever done math, or caused a computer to do math

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this holiday season maybe take some time to learn about the real Star War *turns chair backwards and sits down* in space year 796, yang wenli-

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sex talk i guess? 

its all academic to me because my relationship to sex is largely "no, thank you", but "lesbian" is an important part of my identity so i am cursed with Care

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sex talk i guess? 

its possible that all of this is just a Terminally Online Trans Woman thing

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sex talk i guess? 

i think this is maybe a function of my particular social circles? idk.

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sex talk i guess? 

im not an expert in lesbian history or w/e so idk maybe there have been times where socio-sexual roles were more rigidly defined but it doesnt make a lot of sense to me

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sex talk i guess? 

it is honestly bizarre to me how much ive seen lesbians talk about topping and bottoming as if thats a thing that makes sense

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i had some slow dungeon runs and a few execution errors, the monk% speedrun could probably shave off between 20 and 40 minutes depending on how good your dungeon runs are

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monk% is a new category i just made up, its how fast can you unlock monk.

the real trick is not leveling high enough, its progressing the story to the point that you can accept your job quest

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speedran monk% today on a new alt, because i have a problem

foss is so stupid because when elasticsearch said "please dont use our work without paying us" to the biggest company in the world, somehow foss standards are on the side of the biggest company in the world

just saw someone get paradeis'd by tumblr's pet liberal and imagine being that owned

every platform has the moment where the maintainers and community collectively realize that they have not protected adequately against impersonation. for twitter it was italian elon musk. for tumblr it was the john green cock post. for mastodon, who knows?

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Shout out to that time Elon musk got twitter to suspend every account with his name in them because of shit like this

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seriously though look at this man and tell me he isnt divorced. you cant. he is

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Ramba Ral was a true tactical genius. Despite never marrying Lady Hamon, and still being with her his whole adult life, he managed to have huge divorced guy energy

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Anyway Judaism unironically rules and I block people who say otherwise

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i think my favorite settler rejoinder is "just wait til you get a job and pay bills! then you won't like this socialism stuff!" like holy hell you became LESS class conscious when you joined the working class? lmao @ your life

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