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my berries acct ( @gen@berries.space ) has finally surpassed this one... fuck yeah
i'm not as active here anymore so go follow me there if you'd like !!

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imagine being fully awake
this post was made by sleepy bitch gang

Hi, I’m Gen. What’s Your Favorite Dinner Food?

lbr everyone with lactose intolerance still drinks milk to spite our creators

if u cant afford therapy, storebought (minecraft, stardew valley) is fine

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terms for booping a lot of snoots 

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White people be like die hard and shouting about how "THE GOV IS TRYING TO VIOLATE MY CONSTITUTIONAL RIGHTS!" Then see a video of cops literally doing that to minorities and they're like "Cops are good. Follow orders. Respect authority."

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DSS 55 receiving data from Mars Reconnaissance Orbiter at 3.0Mb/s.
IN LOCK OFF 1 MCD2

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Anarchists in mainstream media: I WANT THE WORLD TO BE LIKE DARK SOULS
Anarchists IRL: I want the world to be like Animal Crossing

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@chaostheory if at first you don't succeed, try again a few minutes later in all caps

apparently the trick to comedy on mastodon is repetition

ANNOUNCEMENT: Berries has a very large backlog of things to send and receive to users from our instance and other instances due to being offline for the night.
I'm not quite sure how long it will take but we should be able to work through this backlog soon.
At that point, you'll stop seeing posts from a while ago and start seeing current posts on your berries dashboard.
- Berries Admin Hazel

me, joining nutt.church: it’s the nutshack

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@chaostheory @gen@nutt.church i'm losing it you fucking achieved it oh my god

i got let into nut.church so follow me there if u want !! :
@gen@nutt.church

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