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What’s the mastodon instance for people who care deeply about social justice and also making dick jokes?

Every morning my 2 year old has a new type of daddy for me to be. "Daddy shark", "daddy jellyfish", "daddy puppy dog", etc.

Apparently this morning I'm "Daddy Mr. Horrible" 🤷‍♂️

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I need a list of creative insults nerdy 13 year olds might use. Profanity is great, but no racism, homophobia, ableism, etc. Anybody got any ideas?

Here's a few I've come up with:
Fucknugget
Bumblefuck
Crapstacean
Fart farmer
Non-euclidean buttscape

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Are there any Fediverse instances meant for teenagers? I've been talking with my friend about the way she's planning to slowly introduce her kid to the calmer/safer parts of the internet once he's a bit older and it made me wonder.

#fediverse #instances #mastodon #masto

My kid just declared himself "the final boss of the dance battle" as he and his brother danced to some Dead Kennedys. So I guess I'm doing something right.

Oh, gimme the beet boys
To feed my troll
I wanna get lost in a rocky knoll
And sift some hay

Hi, I'm Chase. I like linguistics, space, and dinosaurs. Sometimes I make little video games. I trade software for food & shelter. I like programming well enough, but I'm more interested in the things you can do with it.

Looking forward to trying out a social media platform that's not actively trying to monetize my existence.

Man, it's so interesting to learn the the new language of the fediverse vs twitter. e.g. The 'like' button seems to have a *completely* different meaning here (that I haven't completely figured out yet). I love it.

Hey since I'm on here now, I may as well share the dinosaur game I made a million years ago:
lexaloffle.com/bbs/?tid=4103

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