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Alex @checkervest@mastodon.social

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The small children next door just figured out their mom can’t hear them out here and they went from tentatively saying “what the hell” and glancing nervously at the house to screaming “WHAT THE HELL” as they bounce on the trampoline

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tired: wheat thins
wired: leet thins
inspired: 1337 thins
fired: beet thins
rehired: 1337 7|-|1/\/5

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a mega man-like game but it's a glass of water

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you, crying into your Jurassic Park pillow: feathers!!!! DON'T BELONG ON DINOSAURS!!!!!!!!
me, an intellectual: THEY LOOK COOLER NOW YOU SHIT

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@checkervest idk why. i sort of begin to laugh when i think about a wasp bringing all that shit with it, throwing the lumber down and sighing / exclaiming "fuck" before it starts

then it like sits down and starts looking at directions and takes off its little hat and starts rubbing its eyes, overwhelmed with the project its about to handle

My brother texted to let me know that a wasp is trying to build a nest next to my front door so I guess I live here at the office now

It's been raining on and off and the air outside is warm and damp and smells like soggy cornflakes, but it's still better then yesterday when it felt like the sun was actively trying to destroy us

It's a good thing I'm the only person in the office on Friday because I definitely made some noise when I saw today's Google Doodle. Happy Birthday, Octavia Butler!

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Is there anything better than sitting at the window watching the rain and knowing that you don’t have any need to go run errands in it

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My brother and I were talking about his current Dwarf Fortress game and mom heard just enough to think that, in addition to studying chemistry and biology, he’s added necromancy to his college course load

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I thought these figs were never going to ripen, but look!!
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It's too hot. I propose we take the sun and fire it into the sun.

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if you ever find yourself upset with the "current generation's" slang of saying "feels" or "mood" too much just remember the 19th century had this

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Trip Advisor is always sending me notes about how darn good my reviews are. Read for yourself: