After the root canal, I dropped off my prescription and killed some time at the PetCo, where I learned about GloFish, which are actual genetically modified fish you can buy at the pet store and keep in a tank with a black light, where they glow like cheap fluorescent paint.

This is not the future we were promised, but it’s probably the one we deserve.

The future is here and it is mediocre.

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