When you get in the car to go to work and Pandora picks a blues song
Last night's fire was lovely, but this morning is so cold and now I don't wanna get out of bed
My take: If you go #BlackFriday shopping, you're kind of a bad person. And kind of a consumerist slave desperately chasing them NERPs. But mostly a bad person.
No one should have do deal with throngs of rude, angry customers so that the board of directors can jerk each other off about sales figures.
Don't be a bad person, ok?
Stopped at the store for an afternoon snack, ya know: cookies, donuts, something to keep me going.
I bought a banana.
When you're as indecisive as I am, you end up with turkey, ham, AND roast beef on your sandwich. Which means cheddar, Muenster, AND Swiss cheeses. Mayo, Dijon AND horseradish. Fresh cracked black pepper, fresh ground Hawaiian black salt, AND red wine vinegar.
Who am I kidding? I just wanted to brag about my sandwich 😁
I hate writing bios
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