We're just going to not analyze the fact that I've listened to Bowie's Blackstar 2 days out of 3 for the last couple of weeks

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top 10 photos taken seconds before disaster

I'm starting the week and I don't already feel exhausted! What even is this

@solarpunk lumpen is not isomorphic with unemployed ยฏ\_(ใƒ„)_/ยฏ

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Listening to Koyaanisqatsi as I take a(n unplanned) ride on the LIRR for the first time in forever

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for every boost I will eat one page of The God Delusion

1) so looking like might be time to finally change instances

2) why does my ability for self care just shut down when I'm hungry and tired after work

who called it `git blame` and not `git whose-line-is-it-anyway`?

JAPANESE MASTODON: Well-adjusted, polite people talking about stuff like video game strats and food

FRENCH/GERMAN MASTODON: Educated, politically oriented people talking about national politics and sharing news articles

SPANISH MASTODON: literal pictures of Shrek's hog

ENGLISH MASTODON: ๏ฝƒ ๏ฝˆ ๏ฝ… ๏ฝ… ๏ฝ‚ ๏ฝ“ ๏ฝ‚ ๏ฝ… ๏ฝ‚ ๏ฝ ๏ฝ’ ๏ฝ‚ ๏ฝ‡ ๏ฝ… ๏ฝ’

This BanksMusk thing is my favorite soap opera of the moment

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Hey people, I've been noticing the number of posts with alt text going down. It might be because of all the new users who haven't learned about the feature yet, so for them and everyone:

yall should use alt text when uploading images! what are they??? hover over the images to find out! why are they good? the tldr of it is that visually impaired computer users exist and it helps them navigate the INFOBAHN better

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