Allie @childishgiant@mastodon.social

I'm about to go absolutely feral

changing pronouns when singing songs is for cowards

we have one of those timer air fresheners so going to the bathroom has become asthma attack russian roulette

Are Ben and Jerry fucking or are they brothers?

As a generalisation, people from the north of England pronounce mask and masc (trans masc) the same but people from the south don't.

Today's mood: buying lots of food then stress eating a fair amount of it because of how much it cost.

Yeah I'm sure that we have better healthcare than the Sentinelese people, but I feel like they might be happier; our brains weren't designed to communicate with everyone all of the time. I guess they might have their own societal issues, just not caused by the s we me things.

Charlie Schween

I want to start a criminal career where I break into houses that don't have a cat, leave a litter try that I've pissed in and a note saying "your cat smells"

my distress tolerance threshold is so low that the other day I had to leave the first session of the distress tolerance therapy module because it was making me distressed

Free YouTube video idea for BuzzFeed etc: lifesized snakes and ladders

French bunnies be like "le hop"

it's been a lot easier to think of toots/tweets since I "gained" sentience the other week

am I the only one who imitates emojis when I use them to make sure I'm getting the right emotion across... this is another autism moment, isn't it? dammit.

Are all lightning cables engineered perfectly to break after a week or does my partner have a magical gift?