i'd like to take a minute just sit right there
i'll tell you all about why u shouldnt marry an american

this is the story all about how
my wife left me and took the house

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ricos pretending theyre smarter than me just because they "read" "books" that "dont have pictures", gimme a freakin break

what if u shot up with T but then couldnt stop T posing...

lol the pride flags in gears 5 are linked to predatory microtransactions

victor frankenstein: i want to make a man
diogenes: well have u considered plucking a chicken

diogenes: [busts into draculas castle holding up a miserable little pile of secrets] behold, a man

dracula: [drinks blood straight from the neck]
diogenes: how could i have been such a fool [throws his hands away]

you're only ever supposed to use the favourite button on one post. you can't have more than one favourite

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