me: [walks out of bedroom]
friend: how was the sex
me: pussy haunted
me: [grabs gun and goes back in] pussy haunted
as a feminist, i would have no problem loving a woman whos vagina is a gateway to the world of the dead
@chillallmen steve, on the other hand, completely disagrees
@chillallmen my lack of problem with this is entirely unrelated to feminism
@chillallmen my gf has a tattoo above her hoohaw that denotes it as such. no complaints here.
`From the author of "Apeshit"`
@chillallmen cheating on my wife with the hot demon girl that lives in her haunted vagina
@chillallmen i dont get it this seems ideal
@chillallmen Fig also has a haunted vagina. It’s haunted vaginas all the way down
@chillallmen pubic tattoo saying 'Abandon Hope All Ye Who Enter Here'
@chillallmen i wanna read this
@chillallmen wHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK
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FROM THE AUTHOR OF APESHIT
"Easily the craziest, weirdest, strangest
funniest, most obscene writer in America"
Wee Pete er ee BN TN
“Carlton Meltick TI fies tie igies: boule aid che kinkciest fanat"
—CHRISTOPHER MOORE, author of The Stupidest Angel
It's difficult to love a woman whose vagina
iS a gateway to the world of the dead...
Steve is madly in love with his eccentric girlfriend, Stacy. Unfortunately,
their sex life has been suffering as of late, because Steve is worried about
the odd noises that have been coming from Stacy's pubic region. She says ©
that her vagina is haunted. She doesn't think it's that big of a deal: Steve,
on the other hand, completely disagrees.
When a living corpse climbs out of her during an awkward’t
Stacy learns that her vagina is actually a doorway to anothe
persuades Steve to climb inside of her to explore this strange?
But once inside, Steve finds it difficult to return... especially o
an oddly attractive woman named Fig, who ci wi hin the lonely
world between Stacy's legs. cs \
A BIZARRO BOOK
@chillallmen Sheela-na-Gig ^^
@chillallmen please say this book is actually good because I have an intense urge to read it now
@pupy how the hell would i know
@chillallmen bit stern
@pupy was intended to be read as "bewildered" but i can see how it doesn't come across
@chillallmen well it's under £4 for the Kindle edition and it's a mere 100 pages long so I guess I'll report back at some point later on
@chillallmen i will probably buy this book...
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