square enix knows the real purpose of the onward march of technology: crafting cuter and cuter boys

pushing the bounds of technology and graphics for that ever so important thing: polygon twinks

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sony: the new playstation will be able to push a gajillion polygons
squeenix: my god, think of the twinks that can render

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the advisor: sir we have discovered that square enix is the first to perfect AI technology
the president: my god, is it self aware?
the advisor: maybe, it mostly seems to be flexing in the mirror to barbie girl by aqua?

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@chillallmen FF16 will be run on a brand new engine powered entirely by twinks

@caymanwent the new final fantasy will just be a model viewer stuffed to the brim with carefully sculpted twinks

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