Apple S boosted

Feel like I haven't played anything interesting in yonks, been all Nintendo shit, so playing some Glorious Trainwrecks and related stuff today.

apple can do this. (work, only one in the building, tough sessions)

Apple S boosted

AND IM PROUD TO BE A SUMERIAN

WHERE AT LEAST I KNOW I’M FREE

TO SELL MY COPPER AT DISCOUNT PRICE

AND IGNORE COMPLAINTS TO ME

Apple S boosted
Apple S boosted

pointing my dick at my butt in order to become socially acceptable

hey *the wind picks up and my boobs flap up and down really fast*

mm i should start cwing food in general especially when i go 7yearold mode

i know this woman in her 50s who was one of the old school usenet users and who now uses a facebook with 1000+ friends 3-4 hours a day for what im inclined to believe is the exact same purpose. inspiring

*wakes up* i heard there were transgender people on the internet

*logs on* oh FUCK yeah we're still here

toki pona makes me feel truly positive about living as a human in this time and place

Apple S boosted

hair is fiiinally long enough to put up and i forgot about my dense hair -> anti gravity roots. there is probably a way to exploit this for beauty stuff

self pityposting 

living space is somehow this genuine no joking blind spot for me. i have read various books and articles about it and they were far enough away from any recognizable lifestyle to be useless

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self pityposting 

you ever do one of your gay little 10-minute cleanups and the full 10 minutes is identifying and discarding trash, like before actually cleansing or reorganizing anything

fancy panties came and they're perfect after a quick wash. i recommend this as a spiritual practice. pics later *maybe*

4pm workday in apple brain = bizarre 9 hour pseudomorning

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