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Today marks three years of the partner putting up with my nonsense.

He leaned over the sofa and hissed at me, then said, "that's the special hiss, that's the three year hiss"

so, you know, I think he's the one

(my way of playing jrpgs, as I get more into them in These Times, is that i will do anything to avoid grinding and if i can't do anything but grind i stop playing)

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figuring out a comfortable rhythm with eo2u which is to switch down to standard difficulty on bosses. i have no idea why they made the bosses like this... the rest of the game is honestly on the gentle side

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Innocent smut 

Okay so our child is really into Spore. They were so proud to show me their latest creation. "Isn't it great how I put two friends together?"

lex posts are either the vaguest thing possible or the most specific thing possible and I love both types so much

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i was just googling "lizard dress" looking for like. a dress with lizards on it

but instead i found this, and it is Marvellous

fashionbrandcompany.com/collec

like 4 different things im stressed abt now / good thing i already put those 10,000 hours into Not Thinking About Stuff

ok whaaat is this deal with signal asking for PINs / creating a restorable (so cloud-based???) profile? computer nerds is signal bad now

lots of shame* lmao. ok thank you I'm gonna rejoin this zoom call

having a lot of feelings about adolescence and being a v unhappy teen / lots of Shane about being an awkward trans adult

bummer zone 

I remember the Parasocial Years how every cool wonderful complex badass trans girl whose life I looked in on was just constantly worn down and frustrated. and that is very much the same case for me

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bummer zone 

dude I'm kind of tired of being gay and trans. sorry

like I don't wanna stop and im safe etc but just like. extremely tired

"oops, I spilled basalmic vinegar on my sports bra" she noted to herself, experiencing some of the deepest gender euphoria of her life

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wait xylitol is maybe all trans ppl? theyre even cooler now f yeah

at some point i developed a cupid's bow? we truly have no idea what HRT does

the number of cis members in your EOV party is the measure of your Cowardice

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