Apple S @chocolatemarshmallowmateys@mastodon.social

apple can do this. (work, only one in the building, tough sessions)

local woman abed

local woman sleepy

hey *the wind picks up and my boobs flap up and down really fast*

high and drinking icing

mm i should start cwing food in general especially when i go 7yearold mode

Big gay Apple

i know this woman in her 50s who was one of the old school usenet users and who now uses a facebook with 1000+ friends 3-4 hours a day for what im inclined to believe is the exact same purpose. inspiring

*wakes up* i heard there were transgender people on the internet

*logs on* oh FUCK yeah we're still here

toki pona makes me feel truly positive about living as a human in this time and place

hair is fiiinally long enough to put up and i forgot about my dense hair -> anti gravity roots. there is probably a way to exploit this for beauty stuff

living space is somehow this genuine no joking blind spot for me. i have read various books and articles about it and they were far enough away from any recognizable lifestyle to be useless

you ever do one of your gay little 10-minute cleanups and the full 10 minutes is identifying and discarding trash, like before actually cleansing or reorganizing anything

fancy panties came and they're perfect after a quick wash. i recommend this as a spiritual practice. pics later *maybe*

4pm workday in apple brain = bizarre 9 hour pseudomorning