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this is a complete list of vegan food options sold by starbucks 

1. 8-Grain Roll
2. Blueberry Oat Cake (Hawaii Exclusive)
3. Cinnamon Raisin Bagel
4. Everything Bagel (they removed the cheese!)
5. Plain Bagel
6. Sprouted Grain Bagel
7. Cauliflower Tabbouleh Side Salad
8. Strawberry & Toasted Almonds Overnight Grains
9. Lentils & Vegetable Protein Bowl with Brown Rice
10. Classic Oatmeal
11. Hearty Blueberry Oatmeal
12. Vegan Superberry Açaí

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a message to all my cishet male followers: 

please don't message me. I dont wanna see your dick. I dont wanna talk dirty to you. I dont wanna be your princess, or your babygirl. yes I know my ass/tits/whatever is nice. I dont need you to tell me over dms. I dont need you to tell me how hard I make you. I also dont need you to tell me what you wanna do to me. I'm fine if you follow and enjoy my content BUT the second you send me uninvited sexual messages, you will absolutely be muted if not blocked

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here's us being gay and loving it πŸ’—πŸ’žβ€πŸ’–β€πŸ’˜β€πŸ’˜πŸ’–πŸ’— @mylesbianacademia

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also I'm at work but for yall in my notifications I'll get back to you later tn πŸ’—πŸ’—

if you're twice gifted and you know it clap your hands πŸ‘πŸ»πŸ‘πŸ» if you're depressed and you know it clap your hands πŸ‘πŸ»πŸ‘πŸ» if you've got anxiety because education isnt free, if you're twice gifted and you know it clap your hands πŸ‘πŸ»πŸ‘πŸ»

Looking for help with creeps on here? 

If you need help with a creep on here, or want help to out a creep on blast.

I got you.

What's my credentials? Worked for over a year at a domestic violence, sexual assault, and human trafficking shelter with A LOT of training on the subject. As well as someone who has been a victim before

I will keep you out of it, and I will tear that asshole through the mud while you can stand safely on the sidelines.

its $5 sushi day I'm so excited so excited so excited

i watch the great british baking show for the gays and the goths only

spookey:

* pumbkim
* goats
* skelepound
* mulder
* cis

i want my ass pic to replace the mona lisa in the louvre

We should celebrate teenagers that take action against climate change & can't be harsh on them for seeking reformist solutions and not understanding capitalism yet

We should be VERY critical of the politicians/NGOs/media who celebrate some hand-picked teenage climate activists while ignoring organizations like Ende Gelande or Hambach occupation or the indigenous organizers that have been in this struggle for decades

They try to steer the conversation in a direction that protects the powerful.

for everyone asking if I had a good time last night drinking with my friends: yes, until I started puking violently for like 8 hours 😬🀒

Furiously eating popcorn and posting and avoiding eye contact

Me, talking into my phone: Mal, buddy, New Year's Eve isn't today, I don't know why, no buddy today isn't New Year's Eve it's just not I'm sorry look I- hey just, ok no need to be sad, you're not letting me down ok?

:drake_dislike: myers-briggs personality test

:drake_like: "what pokemon are you" online quiz made by a 14-year-old

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